Lucinda has been dispatched southwards to get at least some decent photos in the bag before I turn up with all the boys and ruin everything.
That means that we have Granny to stay to hold the fort for a day or so. Cue earnest conversation….
Robin (aged 5, for it is he): Granny, would you have liked to come to the do the photos for Mummy’s book?
Granny (aged – ahem – ): That would be enormous fun, but do you think I really ought to be there?
Robin (considering this carefully): “Well. You do have a lot of wrinkles.”
PAUSE.
“…. and that might not help sell the book.”

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Robin and Granny, Wrinkles and Tact
Lucinda has been dispatched southwards to get at least some decent photos in the bag before I turn up with all the boys and ruin everything.
That means that we have Granny to stay to hold the fort for a day or so. Cue earnest conversation….
Robin (aged 5, for it is he): Granny, would you have liked to come to the do the photos for Mummy’s book?
Granny (aged – ahem – ): That would be enormous fun, but do you think I really ought to be there?
Robin (considering this carefully): “Well. You do have a lot of wrinkles.”
PAUSE.
“…. and that might not help sell the book.”
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